What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:53

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
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From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”